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Montreal Screw Job

Amy sexual act involving three different participants, where one of the three is duped or tricked into a compromising or embarrassing situation during climax by the other two people.
The two of us tied her up and banged her brains out. As soon as we finished we stole her wallet and peed in her purse. It was a real Montreal Screw Job.
by CHYNAisPretty November 13, 2012
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Pacific rim job

When the giver of the rim job has a mouth full of hot sauce.
Dude, Becky gave me a fire pacific rim job yesterday, and now my asshole feels like Mt. Fuji!
by Desumaster April 4, 2017
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good job sucking

this is something you say to someone when they do something wrong.
good job sucking joe! we lost the game 'cause of you!
by xkirex October 30, 2007
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real grownup job

A form of employment which pays well enough that the employee is mostly if not completely fiscally self-sufficient.

A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
"Dude, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of being a broke ass college kid. I need a real grownup job."
by Danny Delinquent September 6, 2008
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hand stand job

the act of one person doing a hand stand naked and another performing a hand job to the hand-stander.
aww dude today's gymnastics was awsum i got a "hand stand job"
by Trent mangus April 29, 2011
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the toothless blow job

a proper blow job without using your teeth.
dude i got the toothless blow job last night and it was amazing.
by ughhboredhehe February 14, 2009
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mickey mouse job

A job you work at that is not even worth the pay you are working for.
i was helping out a dry cleners with there dry clean delivery monday thru friday 3-5pm for 25 dollars a day dropping off and picking up at two different locations about a 40 mile round trip and occasionally having to make 1 or 2 more extra stops to pick up supplies, used there van and gas. So 3-5 became 2-6 most days and the pay remain the same. this began 2 mess with everyday life not being able to plan anything during the day because i would have to finish up before 2pm and not being able to make any plans in the evening because i never knew when i was going finish.if i needed to do something and was unable to do the delivery i was treated like i was the full time employee and was going to lose my job. The owner said."do you think this is some kind of ' "mickey mouse job"? I could not stop laughing
by holmes7497 May 10, 2014
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