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Going Full Count

Going full count comes from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo. It happens when The main character becomes a bad ass, and starts absolutely killing it. He’s building up the whole movie, escaping from jail, finding the treasure, winning knife fights, being a pirate, but the transformation is complete when he comes to his party in a hot air ballon, holding a cane, wearing a silk robe. The pinnacle of one’s life, absolutely killing it.
Going full count: has he gone full count yet? Wait for it…

Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.
by T-rentOpotamus January 6, 2023
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scroti falls

The act of having 3 or more ballbags placed on top of each other whilst pouring liquor down them into someone’s mouth on the bottom.
Ol’ lurchy boy finally conquered the scroti falls
by Kevin Jones January 19, 2023
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go full Putin

To say something and in reality to blackmail and enforce trivial actions against someone or a certain situation
Today I found out my co-worker has been badmouthing me to all my colleagues since i am in a new project. Should i spare him or talk to my manager?
You can try to go full Putin on him and see his reaction

Do i need to talk to asshole friends anymore?
No, you can just go full Putin for some fun
by Fidel_Castro2005 February 8, 2023
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Archie Fullegar-Hay

A Celebrity in the hills of North Yorkshire.
What is he known for?

His meme page Calculons…
GO SPAM HIS NAME IN THE COMMENTS!!!
Hes also pedo
Archie Fullegar-Hay Touched My Child
by anonymous February 13, 2023
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logging full bore

The act of passing stool of such immense girth that there is literally not a micron of space between the copper bolt itself and the walls of the sphincter
I had definitely eaten too much meat .
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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the full feeney

Scenario where an auto mechanic masturbates into an air filter before installing in a customer's car and charging them for the service.
Jesus, this car smells like semen! She must have gotten the full feeney during the last oil change.
by jay1142 April 2, 2023
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go full-Clare

to become belligerent and irritable in the face of petty authoritarianism, pedantic administration and officious gatekeeping
Security: "I'm afraid you're not allowed to remove your alcoholic beverage in a plastic tumbler from the venue"

Event attendee: "oh shut up you silly little person"

Security: "Assistance required - this one's about to go full-Clare!"
by w1214569 May 19, 2023
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