I hate you

its a word that you have to thank a person

i hate you

me: thanks~

by Ashley frijin leaaaaaa May 6, 2021

I lost absolute

10x worse than losing full

He just killed me... I lost absolute!!!

by Mac11Glocks&9s May 22, 2021

i hate dazai

'i hate dazai' is a extremely long fanfic about the bungo stray dogs character 'dazai osamu'.
The day it was released it got 11.5M words making it longer than 'DAZAI OSAMU IS NOT DEAD. DAZAI OSAMU WILL NOT DIE. DAZAI OSAMU WILL LIVE.'

Person 1: "hey have you read 'i hate dazai'?"

Person 2: "no, what is that?"

Person 1: "its a really long fanfic about someone hating dazai osamu!"

by nekonyann August 22, 2023

I forgive you

When you give your forgiveness to someone, like a very very close friend...like a 6000-year close kinda friend.

"I...I forgive you"

"...Don´t bother"

by Flan_K0dd September 10, 2023

I am horny

Huh?

Person 1: I am so horny rn
Person 2: Come over
Person 1: why
Person 2: were gonna jerk of together
Person 1: Hell yeah

I am horny, why? just stare at Lisa's tits for a while and you will understand.

by anonymous December 1, 2021

I wait for you

1. in a more sorrowful tone, saying this will sound more like "You left me here. Come back. Back to me."

2. in a more angry tone, saying this will make you sound like the guy singing 'finger eleven - Paralyzer'

3. something you say to someone, be it a text, call or a conversation. Mostly signals that you are expecting them to do something, that something can be anything

4. A weirdly romantic sounding version of "I'll wait for you"

1. Come back.. You left me here to decay. I wait for you here, for all eternity

3. constantly I wait for you to ______

by banflimflam July 16, 2022

Did I ask

Lame comeback that is used when you're losing an argument

guy 1: *makes a very good point for his completely valid argument*

guy 2: Did I ask

by I love femboys August 6, 2022