wet paper bag

Being broke.

Im so broke I can't even buy my way out of wet paper bag

by Abbi Taylor August 25, 2017

get wet

WATER

1:imma go get wet
1c/hild:ayo wtafdyefm man
1: im going for a shower dirty-mided person
1c: o o k

by pseud0nym12470 December 15, 2023

Wet Marbles

The type of poop that is a combination of diarrhea with harder mozzarella sized poop balls. You may poop the balls out first or have a diarrhea style poop, then the balls come afterwards or a combination of both at the same time.

Dang bro, I had some wild wet marbles last night after eating Taco Bell

by Thinballz December 26, 2024

Wet Billy

To orally lubricate one's own finger with saliva and insert into another person's anus. Similar to a Wet Willy, but in the B-hole.

Rob gave Scott a Wet Billy.

by MTOny March 9, 2021

Wet debt

When the weather was forecast to be raining now but it isn’t, and you know it’s going to absolutely piss it down later instead.

I hope it’ll be safe to drive home this evening with the wet debt.

by g4whe4thwe4thew45yh July 19, 2025

wet

Something you will never make a girl be.

Josh: "Dude, you will never make your girl wet"
Mike: "Shut up dude!"

by DatFox_32 April 19, 2025

pus wet

When trying to make your hair look wet.

I've been using all sorts of products but I just can't get my pus wet.

by Kilkillakam January 5, 2017