woodland sticky hands

when your enjoying a hike through the wilderness, and happen to spot an exceptionally attractive member of the female sex, you proceed to take their hands and apply them to wet sap excreting from a nearby tree, thusly rendering them immobile, and allowing you to have your way with this female.

"your hot lets fuck"|
"ew no"
(man finds wet sap and applies the woodland sticky hands technique)
"take it all"

by hollywoodDIPSET January 19, 2009

shake hands with the unemployed

what guys who can't get a girlfriend do

When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"

by Monodon July 27, 2004

Wash your hands

Fine ass girl with some fine ass booty

Friend 1: *has big butt*
Friend 2: heyy you got a nice wash your hands *wink wink*

by pixiedust137 May 12, 2020

Serbian Hand Grenade

The sexual act of placing a large number of sour candys attached to a string in a womens rectum and removing one by one using only your mouth.

Those girls last night were so wild they wanted us to give them Serbian Hand Grenades!!!

by theacobukkakemaster November 20, 2011

operation ranch hand

when you have just finished masturbating and you have ranch all over your hand

Oh shit, i forgot to clean the ranch off my hand.

by G-sus March 11, 2004

Crab Hands

When your hands start to make shapes similar to that of a crabs hand/claw while playing Guitar Hero. Also known as Guitarthritis.
Some also call it Crabbing which is the the actual process of getting crab hands.

John Hey look at my note streak
Dave Nice keep it going
John Oooh god...im crabbing!!!!
Dave Man that was not a good time for crab hands.
John Your telling me.

by DFTOcelot October 16, 2008

Shake hands with J.F.K.

It means "to masturbate".

Brb, ima go shake hands with J.F.K.!

by Adam and Lenny September 3, 2006