L.L. Bean

A catalog made by crazy ass crackas for crazy ass crackas.

Abercrombie and Fitch for elderly crackas.

It is fully of grinning crackas going crackabug hunting in Maine, a cold place where mooses and crackas live.

That crazy ass cracka got a $40 tshirt from the L.L. Bean catalog.

One cracka to another: "Did you see that darling egglant tee in the latest L.L. Bean?"

Cracka had to get a raincoat out of L.L. Bean because crackas is afraid to get wet.

L.L. Bean by anonnynon May 8, 2006

old bean

Old Bean is the clitoritis of an older lady, usually a pensioner.

Gladys enjoyed flicking her old bean

old bean by shaky hand man October 5, 2010

Osama Bean Laden 

Some fuckin spic faggot.

Prolly sits under Clinton's desk suckin his lil pencil dick while George Bush takes pictures.

Osama Bean Laden by bowling for fat pricks/michael moore's a fag May 3, 2004

Bean-bagging 

Verb.
When someone comes up to greet you, but instead of shaking your hand they grab your balls. Usually performed by very forward females or athletes.

"Hannah was so drunk last night she straight up bean-bagged me"

"A good bean-bagging is quite the treat!"

Bean-bagging by Pterodactyl AKA Meghan August 2, 2007

bean up 

verb :

the act of willfully increasing one's legume consumption to induce severe gastrointestinal gaseous output, preferably in a very public place

Mortified Mom: "OMG, Timmy!!! (Insert thunderous fart, presumably out in public, surrounded by tons of people.) What in the world was that???!!?"

Timmy: "I know! And I didn't even bean up!"

bean up by Cristina FS June 3, 2009

Baked Bean On A Stick

A red haired person of slight build.

The ginger couple had a skinny son with bright orange hair, he looked like a baked bean on a stick.

Baked Bean On A Stick by invaderofthemoot December 6, 2018

String bean 

someone who rather resembles a dried out, shrivelled potato or bean sprout. They have aspirations of being a DJ, known as DJ stringbean. THey have no social life, no sex life, and generally are lower than Nerds/Geeks on the social scale.

"DUDE, that guy is such a String bean!"

"I'm DJ STRINGBEAN!!!"

"Stringbean's in the house"

String bean by adfsghfasdsdaasd May 12, 2006