tragic goals

It's when you go McDonald's on Valentine's day

Let's go maccies on Valentine's day. We are such tragic goals

by Jand mazz February 14, 2017

Tinder goals

Spotting an old tinder match in public and following up on it 3 years later then bonding over Harry Potter quotes

James Tinder? Oh he's tinder goals

by Tindergal February 14, 2017

real goals

real goals is to find a fuckbuddy

''ey did you tap his ass last night?''
''yup''
''that's real goals''

by cocksuckerlover69 February 25, 2017

Safe goat

mocking a weak point in anothers self esteem due to the fact that said person doesn't have anything else to say; moreover, a coward

Man you're such a safe goat, nothing better to say looking ass

by mralwaysright0000 March 9, 2017

dead goat

a goat scared to death

the goat is a dead goat

by why are you looking at this June 18, 2018

Lil Goat

A person who has goat tendencies. Also they do goat things on a smaller scale

Being the best basketball player at your local rec center. Aye man you a Lil goat

by Robert Rivers April 21, 2017

secret goat

The Secret Goat is a PvP strategy utilized by the Druid class in World of Warcraft. It involves hiding their temporary goat mount during the Bareback Brawl world quest, by abusing the Flight Form mechanics.

Using this deceptive strategy, everyone will think the Druid is just a harmless bird, and seconds later transform into a big, angry and fat owl, shooting lasers while being mounted in a goat.

Several organizations have already asked Blizzard Entertainment for a immediate fix to this situation, because goats are a serious menace and even more so if they're hidden.

Look Glen, I have a secret goat for you!

by Dav Glen May 7, 2017