Deadpool

Bad guy-killin' chimichanga-lovin' badass motherfucker

Wolverine wishes he was as cool as Deadpool

by WadeWWilson June 26, 2016

Deadbooking

The act of looking at the Facebook profiles of dead people.

The day after Morty died, I figure almost 1000 people were deadbooking his profile.

by jwpenni November 17, 2010

deadbeat father

An unemployed, piece of shit father who calls there family names like, skank, whore, slut, cunt and many other things. Usually smokes and gets shit handed to them for free. Lives on the couch playing xbox all day and drinks away someones hard earned money.

Floyd Tongate is a deadbeat father.

by Turnwar January 17, 2016

Deadline

A line drawn within or around a prison that a prisoner passes at the risk of being shot.

114563: Don't cross the deadline man. Warden Hanson will shoot you down.
483190: I have to escape. I can't stay in this hellhole any longer!

by Order 65 July 3, 2017

deadly

To drive(by yourself) 6-999,999,999,999,999,999,999 both legal and new Bentley motor vehicles at a time without any help WHATSOEVER.

Wow, that kid really is, deadly.

by not legally GTA_DEADLY August 27, 2023

Deadpool

A true hero. A merc who was cursed with terminal cancer he sold his body to the Weapon X proejct so that they could not only save his life but make him a hero. A project failure he was sent to a prison/asylum where he was tortured, he fell inlove with death and eventually escaped but forgot to bring his sanity

Squirrels and coconuts. You spent your whole pathetic life working to whip together this little reunion like a Martha Stewart on acid, figuring to break my spirit... and for a second, it worked... you did it... you had me ready to leap up and impale myself on the nearest circus midget. But then something happened... a synapse fired open and I had what born-agains and alcoholics like to call a 'moment of clarity'. You ever see that old cartoon with the squirrel who's trying to eat a coconut? Chuck Jones, I think... this retarded squirrel finds this coconut and thinks that he's hit the giant acorn motherload- only, he can't crack the nut. It's too hard. So he gets a jackhammer, he throws it down stairs, runs it over with a truck... nothing. Finally, he pushes this monster up a gazillion stairs all the way to the top of the Empire State Building, and heaves it. Crack. Slowly, the shell peels back... and you know what's inside? Another coconut shell. That squirrel is in cartoon hell. That squirrel is me. Every time I get a shot at saving the world, or doing right or waving the truth and justice flag instead of gutting a guy, I do it... and every time, I get the shaft for my trouble. Everytime, there's another coconut shell I gotta crack. But just like that retarded squirrel... in another month or so, the cartoon reruns, and I try again. You did mess up my head by showing me what a dirtbag I've been in my lifetime... but that doesn't change the fact that I still try to be better. I'm giving it a shot. At the end of the day, I'm winning- and I wouldn't have things any different. Except for you, Mercedes... and you only... what happened with you... that wasn't right. For that, I will always be sorry. I will always have a big fat hole in my soul. I know that doesn't make it any better... but I hope you understand: the me that is me now had to make big mistakes to make small progress. When you've lived a life like mine... the small victories are the ones that count. Just remember, when you're looking back in anger at this moment... you've got a second shot here, angel... use it. Don't end up like T-Ray and me. As for the rest of you.... ahem... I WOULDN'T APOLOGIZE TO YOU IF YOU THREATENED TO CONSIGN ME TO SPEND ALL ETERNITY SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE SAUCE AND TRAPPED IN A ROSEANNE BARR/STAR JONES SANDWICH! I'M GLAD YOU'RE DEAD! IF I COULD, I'D KILL YOU AGAIN! THEN I'D GO BACK IN TIME AND IMPREGNATE YOUR MOTHERS TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE BORN... AND I'D KILL YOU AGAIN! SO IF YOU WANT ME TO TURN INTO SOME SORT OF BLEEDING HEART AND WEEP OUT AN APOLOGY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO RIP IT OUT OF ME!!"- Deadpool

by limabean01 May 2, 2006

big momma deadly hoot

A big momma deadly hoot is not your typical hit of dab/cannabis. It is a huge rip that’ll have you sweating and coughing for 5 minutes straight. Not to mention it’ll have your lungs crying. It is not meant for the weak!

Me: you want a small hoot? Or a big momma deadly hoot?

Friend: you think I’m a bitch? Give me a big momma deadly hoot!

by Sauciest dagger April 27, 2020