Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 01, 2022

Milk on

To have a milk fueled bender. Milk enthusiasts often do this to show their devotion to milk.

Hey mate are we gonna milk on tonight or what

by Froffiemoose May 08, 2019

Milk Shook

It's a milk shake but it's not shaking anymore

Why would you call it milk shake if it isn't shaking..
Call it milk shook

by Jifurr April 11, 2020

I am going to get some milk.

Something your dad says meaning, "I am leaving forever."

Me:"Where are you going dad."

Dad:"I am going to get some milk."

by Defintoin_Nerd June 01, 2023

milk milk boobinade

around the corner boobs are made

milk milk boobinade around the corner boobs are made

by Alchemancer December 06, 2021

Milk him in the nest

To make sure you treat your man right while you in return will not receive dick.

“It’s what you didn’t do for him. Goin to bed then she’s gonna milk him in the nest.” - Mmh yeah boii

by Yeaboii6969 October 11, 2020

strawberry milk was here

hai its me :3

Strawberry milk was here and probably forever will if someone accepted this as a new word

by strawberry milk the idiot June 22, 2024