Portugal Poker

When American men with repressed homosexual tendencies retire to foreign countries and use the excuse of a poker game to explore their fantasies with the locals.

I'm moving away to retire but I will start a game of Portugal Poker when I get there.

by UbërDawg May 26, 2023

butthole poker

When someone pokes your butt with their fingers deep

"Jerry, the butthole poker got Daniel" Daniel "I hope I cum next" lustfully

by Ball tickler June 21, 2023

pube poker

Beef curtains so dense and pendulous that they reach past the dick on penetration and poke a dude’s pubes.

I hooked up with the this girl the other night. Her pube pokers were so gnarly, they made me chafe.

by anonymous August 1, 2023

wizard poker

Magic: The Gathering, a card game with a magic theme.

Do you want to play wizard poker this weekend?

by pnnnnsndltn September 9, 2023

turtle poker

A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair

Mom help I got a turtle poker

by Sneeeeeeeeddddddarritaaa November 8, 2023

Belly poke

To have sex with a penis inside of a bellybutton.

His penis was so small, he tried for a belly poke instead.

by James Gresham November 13, 2023

what Pokémon is this

A phrase a person says who’s never seen a vagina before.

The first time I saw Lovely Peaches’s vagina I asked her, “What Pokémon is this?”

by Pokémon’sAndBeans December 10, 2023