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The Drew Special 

Little white boy rapidly humping another leg like hammy the squirrel in over the hedge till vinegar strokes
hey can I get the drew special I've always wanted one

Two door spec

A low to medium profile hatchback shitbox from the late 80s to early 90s. For example, the Mitsubishi Precis, Ford Festiva, Pontiac Le Mans, Honda CRX, and of course the quintessential Geo Metro. This type of vehicle is not to be confused with a Smart Car, which is essentially an even shittier golf cart with doors.
A two door spec is the perfect cheater car for a car audio setup.

Jack Black Special 

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.
"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."

Double edged special latte

The act of ordering a large iced latte from Dunkin Doughnuts and while double teaming the cashier pour it in their mouth and asshole for a foamy whipped cream clap.
Hi welcome to Dunkin Doughnuts, how may I help you? Yeah can I get a double edged special latte. Oh my... *call the cops*

Mike Tyson Special 

While a girl is sucking your dick, you proceed to uppercut her jaw.
Todd: "Yo Tim, why is there blood on your pants?"
Tim: "Well you see Todd, I just Mike Tyson Special'ed a bitch."

Manager's Special 

The sexual act of fornicating a woman in the anus, knocking her out, and then wiping your shitty dick on her lips.
Maria was giving me attitude last night, so I took her to the bedroom and gave her the Manager's Special.