indian medicine 

Another term for denki anma, used as a technique by bullies and older brothers. Unlike denki anma, Indian medicine is usually done with both giver and recipient on the floor.

Because his little brother was annoying, the big brother decided to give him some Indian medicine.

indian medicine by ion violet May 19, 2019

Kate meder 

Destined to date an Allen

Hey are they dating? Of courses shes Kate meder

Kate meder by Soaringturkeys May 24, 2019

Bronze Medal Sex 

When you come third.

After meeting up with those Belarusian Olympic Divers we went back to my hotel room and had Bronze Medal sex.

Bronze Medal Sex by ApricotFields June 7, 2019

Blake Medina 

Someone you definitely don't want to know let alone be friends with. Has the hair of golem from lord of the rings combined with a homeless John Wick. An unapologetically ugly soul with not even the slightest hint of class or wisdom.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna go to that party in the crack house?
Guy 2: Who's going?
Guy 1: a bunch Blake Medinas
Guy 2: Fuck no man! I'll see you later.

Blake Medina by FuckY'allNastyAssNobodies August 4, 2019

Social Media 

Social Media, a place where you can make online friends without having to ask for fetishes, hobbies, and more.

Online:
Marc and Michael are having a normal convo until-
Marc: What are you on?! LOL
Michael: Im on Instagram(a form of Social Media)
Marc: No kidding.

Social Media by what are you on September 9, 2019

Wildly mediocre

A common working dad and husband that lives a mundane life yet has a wild side. The jack of all trades. He is able to provide for his family, memorize every episode of house wives he has watched with his wife, yet be able to kill das boot in .06 seconds. While he enjoys teaching his toddler to catch a football, he also enjoys doing rails off urinals, telling everyone he’s German, and providing enough 10% ABV beers to a family reunion to get everyone drunk enough to tolerate him singing “Mr. Brightside” during karaoke time.

Katie “wow I’m feeling pretty buzzed. I only drank one of those beers that white collar dude gave me and I feel like fighting a bear.”

Jake “ That’s not your typical white collar dude. Sure, he’s got a tie on and that’s his wife and kid, but he just me when they leave He’s driving to Toledo to go to an underground midget fight club and he’s got money on the one he’s been selling the juice to. I’d steal clear, that guy is wildly mediocre.

Wildly mediocre by Hamsterjam October 20, 2019

social media maggot 

A person who is addicted to social media and ignores or disregards time tested good old traditions.
Like using a map and compass, reading the newspaper, or doing anything related to the trades.

Example:
A. I hate those social media maggots. They use their phone for everything and almost never think for themselves.
B. Okay grandpa / grandma. Have fun with that newspaper. I have followers that want to know what next video I am going to make.

A. Why do you do something that does not make any REAL money or is useful in any way. Stop being a social media maggot already!
B. I am paid in Bitcoin and through Paypal. I help people feel slightly less miserable about themselves when they watch my videos.

A. This new generation does not listen to its elders. They are all socially addicted to their apps and facebooks.
B. Ok boomer. Are you done complaining yet? I have a new online class to take thanks to skillshare.

social media maggot by Jacob Frost - GLG & SUS December 1, 2019