gay straight man

See metrosexual(which is often misspelled as meterosexual).

Carrie: The gay straight man was a new strain of heterosexual males spawned in Manhattan as a result of overexposure to fashion, exotic cuisine, musical theater, and antique furniture.

Samantha: Well, hopefully he's a gay straight man, which means he's straight, with a lot of great gay qualities.

--Definition taken from "Sex and the City" episode "Oh Come, All Ye Faithful" (1998)

Charolette: I am so confused, is he gay or is he straight?
Carrie: Well it's not that simple anymore, the real question is, is he a straight gay man or is he a gay straight man?

by GodsJesus July 16, 2008

Gay max

to be gay, gay to the extreme

riding a bike with no pants on wearing a t-shirt saying "i love anus"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Gay/B testing

The process for determining the sexual orientation of a person by sending attractive people of multiple genders to flirt with them and measuring which get higher dick-through rates.

We didn't know which team Ross played for, so we got Melissa and Dennis to do some Gay/B testing.

by Discressionlisp McNamaste June 29, 2011

gay triple penetration

In the context of gay sex when three men are fucking one dude simultaneously. It can be arranged in a variety of ways. For example, one dick in the ass, and two in the mouth. Or maybe all three in the ass (good luck with that). Possibly two in the ass and one in the mouth. However, I’d like to see a quadruple penetration where all dicks are in the asshole cumming at the same time! Now that’s a show!

The straight frat boys were still talking about the gay triple penetration they experienced while drunk last week.

by IAmGayAsFuckingFuck November 26, 2017

gay crush

A person has a crush on someone of their sex. A person can have a gay crush and still be considered straight.

Billy *likes* his English teacher Mr. Johnson. He has a gay crush on him.

by Papa John's Gas April 18, 2006

gay retard

When you are a green alien and youre eating Reese's Puffs.

wow look at that gay retard over there, eating Reese's Puffs

by Abrubi February 13, 2019

Gay Mascot

1: Usually when the mascot that represents the school is lame.

2:When the mascot might even be some what like-able but the person inside the mascot is a fag.

A: Why do we have such a gay mascot?

B: I know right who cares about Ladybugs.!

A2: Who is the person in the pirate mascot suit?

B2: That is Chris the faggot....

by Mulp August 15, 2009