Jade-Tinted Glasses

seeing things in a negative, cynical light.

At first, I saw my teacher through jade-tinted glasses but after a year I realized he was a good lecturer who cares about his students.

by Richard Haass September 9, 2023

serial killer glasses

Those gold framed aviators that can be seen on multiple serial killers including Ed Kemper and Jeffery Dahmer. Serial killers must have seen those glasses and been like yoo we all gotta get a pair.

What is with your serial killer glasses they make you look like you have murdered multiple people

by your casual sadist September 17, 2023

Stanley Mov A-Train glasses

He puts it on when horny.. right?

im pulling out the Stanley Mov A-Train glasses 😎

by themanTM September 21, 2023

Milwaukee Shot Glass

When an uncircumcised male lays on their back, stretches their foreskin up several inches, and then begins to slowly urinate filling the void to the brim before allowing their grandmother to slam it down like a shot.

I hear your grandmother is a champ when it comes to Milwaukee Shot Glasses

by CosmicRatSalad October 9, 2023

Bottom out a shot glass

This means that a man's penis is so small that if inserted into a shot glass it would not touch the bottom of it.

Steve's cock is so small he could not even bottom out a shot glass!

by BarryBod October 25, 2023

the closet is glass

is used to tell someone that they're borderline homosexual even though they claim otherwise, which is telling them that the closet they're hiding in is transparent, everyone can see them clearly in that closet.

"Dude, have you heard Lady Gaga's song 'Boys Boys Boys'? I'm not gay but it's just sooooo good! She's such a queen."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."

by sackO'tatoes December 12, 2023

Put on glass/blast

Nobody seems to get that this is a prison term. The inmates move to areas of the dorm where the officer can't see to fight/smoke/get high. When someone is to be jumped beat up and or forced out of the dorm they are put 'on glass' in that they are either beat up right in front of the officer or told to get 'on glass' in that they have to go to the glass and tell the officer that they fear for their life and have to be taken out of the dorm.

That is called being 'put on glass' This was bastardized by idiots who made it 'on blast' which is dumb and means nothing.

Being put on glass is being humiliated or called out publicly, it has nothing to do with recording or blast.

Democrats put on glass/blast for impeaching Biden with no evidence of a crime.

by Treeguy904 December 15, 2023