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BAB Boere Afrikaner Blixem

Typically a married man who abuses his wife and children yet he believes himself to be very pious. Physical and emotional abuse, very often, sodomising his daughters.
This guy is a BAB Boere Afrikaner Blixem, ill treating his wife, belittling her, and look at his daughter's eyes, she hates him
by ZACSacks August 25, 2019
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loner boner

when you get a boner because ur lonely
last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”
by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019
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Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.
"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"
by Syko-B November 23, 2019
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Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect
I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner
by Meat chub December 29, 2019
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RELUCTANT BONER

A natural erection of the male Penal Gland that occurs involuntarily during events that are otherwise mentally or physically inappropriate,and results in some sort of social chastisement. Sometimes even Death.i.e: A man has an obvious erection at the funeral of a lived one, or when he's at a job interview. 2. A socially unacceptable erection of the penis, that is completely involuntary and in welcome by the male with the erection. 3. A term used to describe any situation in which something embarrassing is suddenly revealed.
It was very unfortunate for Mark that a reluctant boner popped up just as his girlfriend introduced him to her five year old neice and he was murdered.
by Triflegirl January 3, 2020
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Mestizo Boner

When your from Spanish and Indigenous descent but when you or anyone else inspects your pants pocket they find a spotted dick in the box.
Mestizo people of mixed racial usually indigenous descent have Mestizo 'coloured' Boners.

This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.

Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'

Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.
by Jack Herrer January 9, 2020
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Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection
That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.
by Atom500 January 9, 2020
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