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scene bean

Random white guy: What's that you have written on your hands?
Anthony and Indigo (in unison): SCENE BEAN! :D
(not really an example.. :])
-white guy leaves-
Indigo: Wanna wear matching purple pants tomorrow?
Anthony: Sure! :D

Penile Beads 

A Penile Bead is similar to Anal Beads, differing in shape and size. The beads have been elongated to be placed easily into the hole of the penis and the size has decreased, although you can buy several different sizes.
"Hey sexy, guess what I bought?" "Yes, Molly?" "Mmm I bought you some Penile Beads!" "Oh Molly!!"

mean bean 

1. n. A childish way of name calling denoting someone who is considered by the speaker to be mean.
2. n. A bean which gives you gas/ upsets your stomach.
3. n. The sharp bean in a beanbag.
Billy: ha ha ha! *steals lollipop from baby*
baby: waaaaaaaaaaaah!
Suzy: golly, Billy, you are such a mean bean!

guy #1: *makes constipated face*
guy #2: "what's your problem, man?"
guy #1: "dude, those damn blackbeans in my taco are real mean beans!

boyfriend: "hey, girl, lets makeout" *sits on beanbag* "sh*t, oh Ow! wtf?"
girfriend: "Sam, what's wrong?"
boyfriend: "oh, I just sat on a mean bean!"
mean bean by moomop October 8, 2011

beanstalk 

DAMN, Anna Bectold is a fucking beanstalk !!

ass banshee 

One who annoys you usually by invading your space to scream or yell at your ass.

Also can be used as a term to describe the general douchery of an annoying person.
Stop being an ass banshee or get the hell outta here!
ass banshee by S-e-a-n July 16, 2006
A catalog made by crazy ass crackas for crazy ass crackas.

Abercrombie and Fitch for elderly crackas.

It is fully of grinning crackas going crackabug hunting in Maine, a cold place where mooses and crackas live.

That crazy ass cracka got a $40 tshirt from the L.L. Bean catalog.

One cracka to another: "Did you see that darling egglant tee in the latest L.L. Bean?"

Cracka had to get a raincoat out of L.L. Bean because crackas is afraid to get wet.
L.L. Bean by anonnynon May 8, 2006