by KKITOOO April 12, 2023

by Aphrodite_Eve July 17, 2025

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

To care.
by L. G. Flavopalliatus January 15, 2025

The only appropriate way to toast with a group of men, acknowledging your continued existence on this mortal coil.
by 23yearoldeyes August 26, 2023
