Two budgies

The two budgies or ttb alliance, is a secret alliance in which one must not speak off, he who knows of the two budgies must not speak of the two budgies, if a member of the ttb, has shared the secrets of the ttb alliance, you must the become a member, or you must face harsh punishments

Have you heard the two budgies sing, to white one would reply, yes I've heard such cheerful song

by Mustard tiger November 15, 2016

Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016

act two blues

The sadness you feel at the second act of a three act story where the main characters are at their lowest point.

Guy 1: Remember at the end of "The Empire Strikes Back" and Luke lost his hand and Solo got captured

Guy 2: Yup, gave me some serious Act Two Blues

by Gentleman Nemesis June 26, 2015

Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

Two Knuckle Shuffle

When you use your index and middle fingers knuckles (proximal interphalangeal joint) to rub a woman’s clitoris in a side to side motion.

John: So, did you and Angie have any fun last night?
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the ole’ two knuckle shuffle

by ElevenToesJohn April 5, 2023

Two Weeks

Maybe someday, likely never.

Donald Trump announced it will be infrastructure week in two weeks.

Donald Trump said the Epstein Files would be released in two weeks.

by Trumped Up June 30, 2025

Getting stoned with two birds

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018