Shitting Twinkies

How you feel when you are or were really scared of something, someone or an event.

Man....when those two Pit Bulls chased me, I was shitting twinkies! I thought for sure I was going to get a mauled!

by Bigdog1973 August 14, 2011

eye shit

The mucus discharge that accumulates in the corners of one's eyes.

Colloquial for eye discharge, rheum, sleep, or 'sleep in eyes'.

Sherry's got a lot of eye shit after waking up ; she had to wipe it off with her fingers.

by Kierkegaard2015 November 28, 2015

That shits for the birds

A way of saying yo I don’t fuck with that(something)

Person 1: man I hate racism, that shits for the birds

Person2: ya I don’t fuck with that

by dumbledorsanus January 31, 2022

shit with hair on

What your mom offers you for dinner, if your family is absolutely poverty striken.

'Mum, what's for dinner?'
'Shit with hair on'

by orbsplitter May 9, 2009

dollar shit

The act of taking a shit while on the clock at an hourly job, resulting in beind paid aproxametly a dollar for taking the shit.

Im gonna go take a dollar shit.

by usmc93 July 6, 2010

felonious shit

Activities of a felonious nature.

When me and my boys are rollin' through the hood, we up to some felonious shit.

by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 28, 2013

Rope Shits

the feeling you get when you go to the restroom and it feels like some one is pulling a rope out of your asshole.
and it hurts really bad.

Bagley, i have a bad case of the Rope shits and it hurts, so don't touch me.

by ChristianBag October 8, 2009