poor waif in his underwear 

A person who blows their cover as a Kremlin propagandist.

“Seymour Hersh was a poor waif in his underwear when quoting his source, a supposed “anonymous US official”, who used the russian idiom “waif in his underwear”, which until then was not used in English.”

poor waif in his underwear by atomicapproach July 28, 2023

Poop trick 

A prank or practical joke involving the use of fecal matter.

Shortly after placing her dinner in the microwave the whole lunch room smelled like shit. Cindy knew that her room mate Had played a poop trick on her.

Poop trick by Angelfuck420 March 14, 2011

poontocracy 

poon·toc·ra·cy

noun: poontocracy

a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.

a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch

the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man

Man 1 - Where's Bill tonight?

Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.

Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.

Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.

Example two

Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.

Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.

poontocracy by poondoggle June 8, 2018

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

Ninja Pooping by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013

poontocracy 

poon·toc·ra·cy
noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon

society governed by the woman

Example:
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.

Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.

Man 2 He is a slave to the system.

poontocracy by RickySpanish121 June 5, 2018

poor people pay the most 

The unwritten law of modern finances. Wealthy people always pay less than working people.

The#1 law of finances. The Donald always pays less than Mark the welder for everything. Rich people always pay less than poor people
#1 unwritten law of finances.
Fat cat's pay less or are compted just so a product or service can claim they have served the upper etchilon.. or poor people pay the most.

poor people pay the most by Sick and tired of FAT CATS July 5, 2017

Pool Schnaupping 

The act of starting a pool party at a house that does not belong to you without the owner's knowledge or consent. You may or may not know the owner of the pool.

1st Person: I'm so bored
2nd Person: Let's go pool schnaupping at the neighbors
1st Person: Fuck yeah, they'll give us popsicles and drinks

Pool Schnaupping by King Schnaupper June 12, 2020