1. A status update to a social networking website that is made while one is defecating. The status is typically funny or profound in nature.
by Millard Filmore May 13, 2014
Get the poo statusmug. An object used to project yourself into the air at a fine fuckin force, enough to blast you into another area.
by Mankforirk March 3, 2018
Get the Launchy poomug. type in Poo-Robics into the youtube search bar and you will find Ejectra John's instructional video, so you can learn poo-robics.
by Ejectra Johns October 22, 2010
Get the Poo-Robicsmug. A spiritual view of a cat in South Asia. Used as welcome gift or item in Indian culture and reflects glory, happiness and wonder.
by hilarioushippo09 December 8, 2021
Get the Poosmug. When you hear something and you know somethings not right - something "fishy" Instead, you say I'm smelling poo
I hear that Bradford claimed on a birth certificate that a boy was his, but the kid looks nothing like him and blood type is different. I'm smelling poo. I think his wife Shirley put him up to signing a fraudulent birth certificate to hide the real fathers identity out of spite for the true father
by poida August 12, 2021
Get the I'm smelling poomug. Poo is a very interesting substance that comes out of your butt.
There are many types of poos, such as
The Original:
Basically normal poos
The Really Diarrhoea-y one:
Wet poos that come out of your ass when you have a stomachache and take fucking hours to wipe
The Machine Gun:
Pellets of poos that come out of your butt when you don’t drink water. They are a good weapon if you want to defend yourself.
The Creamy Corn:
Basically poo with corn in it.
The What the Fuck:
Basically every poo that isn’t brown.
Here’s what you might say if you encountered them in you bathroom
The Original One:
‘BORING!’
The Really Diarrhoea-y One:
‘Gross, man! What did I eat?’
The Machine Gun
‘Pew-pew!’
The Creamy Corn
‘Ew…’
The What the Fuck
‘WHAT THE FUCK?’
There are many types of poos, such as
The Original:
Basically normal poos
The Really Diarrhoea-y one:
Wet poos that come out of your ass when you have a stomachache and take fucking hours to wipe
The Machine Gun:
Pellets of poos that come out of your butt when you don’t drink water. They are a good weapon if you want to defend yourself.
The Creamy Corn:
Basically poo with corn in it.
The What the Fuck:
Basically every poo that isn’t brown.
Here’s what you might say if you encountered them in you bathroom
The Original One:
‘BORING!’
The Really Diarrhoea-y One:
‘Gross, man! What did I eat?’
The Machine Gun
‘Pew-pew!’
The Creamy Corn
‘Ew…’
The What the Fuck
‘WHAT THE FUCK?’
by The Really Nice Glassy December 21, 2021
Get the Poomug. by sf;jknsdjk April 16, 2022
Get the poomug.