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Black snake

One of the coolest and most interesting sites I have ever seen involving snakes and how to tame them.

(See www.blacksnake.com )
Hey have you checked www.blacksnake.com lately?
by Dr.Hoofinheimer April 14, 2005
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black vagine

A term used to describe the labia majora that discoloured because somebody painting it with iodine solution for fun...
This is done to prevent rape in some tribe in Indonesia
Tomorrow is your wedding day, don't apply the solution or else your black vagine will not clear up in time.
by gurubesar January 4, 2008
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black jack

In the television show 24, Curtis Manning, the African American CTU agent who is Jack Bauer's double in terms of ass-kickery.
If Jack Bauer died, could Black Jack really carry the show?
by Vanessa April 28, 2006
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black metal

A bullshit genre of what some people consider music. The lyrics consist of random screeming about satanism, death, macabre, ect. Band members are decked out in black leather (lots of it), spikes, nails, studds, fudge-packer paint (oops, I mean "corpse paint"), ect. The fanbase is full of non-comformist, gothic, satanic, nazi fucks. Black metal fans should find Jesus and find some deacent bands such as The Doors, Pearl Jam, Widespread Panic, Keller Williams, Ani Difranco, The Dave Matthews Band, The Grateful Dead, Tori Amos, Xavier Rudd. The list goes on and on of non-angry or satanic bands. So, all black metal fans out there, go fuck yourselves!!!
Black metal fan: Let's go burn down a church and fuck some nuns.

Human Being: Die you sick fuck!!!(shoots black metal fan)

Black metal fan: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
by Spreadhead May 13, 2005
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Black Hole

A sexual practice where a small penny chew or piece of candy called a BLACK JACK is inserted into the anal passage and sucked out for oral stimulation and anal gratification. The black chewy sweet is placed and removed by the partner's tongue. The black colouring in the sweet leaves a black stain - hence the term black hole (as a hole is commonly know in parlance and UK slang as an Anus).
What did you do last night?
Oh nothing much, just fooled around
Oh yeah
Yeah, but I gave Robb a Black Hole
Oh wow
Yeah we went through a whole packet of them - he has a hungry bum!
by Uncle Badger May 24, 2006
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black metal

The evil twin of death metal. Black metal is the music of the unforgiving and those who are devoted to magic and or Satan. Black metal is far more dangerous than death metal because unlike death metal, black metal can cause temporary retardation, instant need for Satanism, the need for shrooms and other trip drugs, the want to burn a bible, suicide, murder, slowly tearing yourself apart, and fear of the dead. But those immune to it sometimes find it more appealing and beautiful than normal death metal. WARNING! NEVER BACKMASK BLACK METAL!
Give an emo kid this shit and you'll be cleaning flesh and blood forever. Most preppies generally hate this music because their friend tore their head off while it played. Most kids that backmask black metal end up inside out and morbidly raped by their own tongue.
See death metal if you want more info.
by Jorge Sanchez June 30, 2005
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black hole

a emptyness in space wich its gravity will turn you into a giant noodle
by Anonymous February 2, 2003
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