1 definition by Spreadhead
A bullshit genre of what some people consider music. The lyrics consist of random screeming about satanism, death, macabre, ect. Band members are decked out in black leather (lots of it), spikes, nails, studds, fudge-packer paint (oops, I mean "corpse paint"), ect. The fanbase is full of non-comformist, gothic, satanic, nazi fucks. Black metal fans should find Jesus and find some deacent bands such as The Doors, Pearl Jam, Widespread Panic, Keller Williams, Ani Difranco, The Dave Matthews Band, The Grateful Dead, Tori Amos, Xavier Rudd. The list goes on and on of non-angry or satanic bands. So, all black metal fans out there, go fuck yourselves!!!
Black metal fan: Let's go burn down a church and fuck some nuns.
Human Being: Die you sick fuck!!!(shoots black metal fan)
Black metal fan: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Human Being: Die you sick fuck!!!(shoots black metal fan)
Black metal fan: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
by Spreadhead May 12, 2005