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Douche Nozzle

The appendage portion of a liquid feminine hygene product. Often used as a derogatory term for utterly useless persons
by The stoutness September 28, 2008
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splatter-douch

A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.
Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.
by metromicron October 24, 2014
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douche brag

The art of posting photos or comments to social media, often using reverse psychology, in hopes of receiving validation for your false modesty.
Girl: Hey, check out Eric posting pics of his abs again. Oh, look he commented too..."FML, I'm too fat".
Other girl: What a douche brag!
by G_Hook October 17, 2017
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Douche bag

A weaselly slimy Fuck. Also known as Thomas dolson. Small pocket, big douchieness and eyes that jitter. Common regions of this rat is Taylor tucky
I was being a real douche bag today
by Pure purple June 2, 2017
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Blue Douche

1: the sound you hear when you drop a turd into a porta potty.

2: what you get when the the turd hits the blue porta potty water and the resulting splash hits your asshole.
I dropped a turd in the porta potty and it sounded like "BLUE DOUCHE!!!" Then I literally got a blue douche.
by badjokeKirby February 15, 2021
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left handed douche flute

Similar to a left handed cigarette. A vape or puff box that contains marijuana or THC
Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....
by jpw805 December 13, 2020
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douche bag deluxe

A person whose level of douchebaggery has reached new limits. Also known as toolboxes and assholes.
I met this kid Jerry Cozzi the other night at the bar. He was a douche bag deluxe.
by Jerry Cozzi December 23, 2009
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