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Parking Lot Racing

Parking Lot Racing (noun) - 1. Where chumps that can't hang on the track go in order to avoid an ass dragging. 2. The place to go when you want to be a big fish in a VERY little pond.

Parking Lot Racing participants are easily identifiable by their overuse of the phrases "Booyaa" and "live action". They will most likely be wearing stone washed jeans and a sleeveless Guns N' Roses t-shirt.
Drivers that participate in Parking Lot Racing are very rarely seen at a real race track for fear of being called out or humiliated in front of their Circle Jerk Fan Club. They are, however, normally seen at WWE events, Mountain Creek Mud Bog, gay rights rallies.

Don't be fooled by their slick talk about how it takes a real driver to race on the street. That's just code for not making enough power to spin the tire...
Man we gonna do some parking lot racing....mainly 'casue we will get our asses handed to us at a real drag strip.
by F1XCELLERATOR November 7, 2013
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profile parking

When you park your car in an attention whore sort of way so that everyone will see it. This is either done you can show your coworkers, etc. you were obviously there before them, or if you want to show off your car for whatever reason.
That bitch was clearly profile parking so everyone could see her Cayenne
by doubleu December 18, 2010
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Parked

Term used to refer to a boring/dull moment.
Adam: This day is going by so slow.
Tyler: Yeah it’s parked
by Itsmemiranda13 March 15, 2024
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julie park

She is very kind. She have lots of friends because she is very nice. She love to play with her friends and like to play with kind guys. She smiles a lot.
" I heard that Julie Park is very nice!"
by Elizabeth Belcher June 25, 2016
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lighthouse car park

best doggin place you will ever go.scenery is stunning.10/10 recommend
by greencar January 30, 2023
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South Park

A series of a group of yr 4s and what happens in their life. It’s also really gay. Lemme name u some gay ppl.
Kyle Stan <3 CRAIGE AND TWEEK <3 and some more
Me: guess what
Friend: what

Me:I WATCHED MORE SOUTH PARK AND THEY-
Friend: ~blocks cutely~
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