Chode Monkey

Chode Monkey Describes a person who will dance and play upon command to have the reward of slurping down some guys chode

Infuser is a chode Monkey

by Slaytanic December 11, 2004

Monkey Knife Fight

Where two monkeys fight to the death with knives. Modern day monkeys tend to use guns, fire, and atomic bombs.

Buddy Christ fought Olaf in a monkey knife fight.

by Olaf June 19, 2005

Monkey Punch

When taking a girl from behind, the act of throwing a flailing, wild, formless punch. Usually, it's delivered to the torso, as, the donkey punch signifies a strike to the back of the head.

"Dude...right before I pulled out I gave her a vicious monkey punch to the kidney!"

by WillHigh April 17, 2008

monkey punch

When you ride a girl and you feel her enjoying, really close the orgasm, you give her a punch in the face or somewhere else. You let go your imagination.

Everytime Chuck Norris brings a girl back home from the club, he gives her a good monkey punch in the face when she's about to have an orgasm. Cause no one can have more fun than Chuck.

by Leyala July 3, 2010

porch monkey

A nigga, bitch!
Made popular in Clerks 2.

Man, that porch monkey just stole my bike!

by ChronoBobbyD August 28, 2006

monkey

A slang word sometimes used to refer to male genetalia. Not to be confused with "brass monkey" wich is an alcoholic beverage. They can however be used together.

Q: Hey man what are you gonna do tonight ?

A: I'm gonna go home get blitzed on some brass monkey then spank my ol' monkey.. Wanna Help ?

by Monkey Lover July 8, 2004

Monkey Punch

Similar to a donkey punch but while engaged in anal intercourse, rather than one strike to the back of the head during climax, you strike multiple times like an autistic monkey.

Right when he was ready to explode, he monkey punched her into submission.

by Phuda Singh January 10, 2012