jack frost

When you are outside on a cold winters morn' and it's so freezing that you cant feel your hands, you start jerking it with your numb hand and pretend its someone else doing the work.

Mo: "Dude i'm freezing my nads off out here; this sucks."
Fatty (smiling): "That's why i'm givin myself the gnarliest jack frost!!!!"

jack frost by SJE 42 January 26, 2008

jack off juice 

An alcoholic beverage composed of spare liquor, semen, and sugar.

Priest Charles can mix a fine glass of jack off juice for the altar boys.

jack off juice by Xeno June 27, 2006

jack boot day 

'Tis a day dedicated to booting people up the jacksie i.e kicking them up the arse. Popular with school children. Also you should note that it can be any day the kicker chooses and they can kick you in the shin if they so wish.

Kid: *runs up and kicks you in the shin*
Kid: Jack boot day. HA HA!
Kid *runs off*
You: WTF?? *hobble home*

jack boot day by Tenna May 13, 2005

Jack the ripper and tony the shitter 

when you eat to many calories in one day and you don't go to the washroom frequently you will start getting pains and you might think its diharea but its not that its way worse.... while you're thinking that the food and pee mix making a very unpleasent mixture and it hardens really quickly then you finally go pee and it chooses to go out your pee hole but its usually 4 times larger than your pee hole so you have to sit and keep sqeazing it out and as your doing this your shitting out a gooey substance that clogs you ass hole making all the other shit spraying in your body, now the thing is almost out your wang and then the last squeaze comes and you peehole rips and blood mixes with the mixture and then creates a nasty cheese that sticks to your head for many years to come usuallly used for baking, you can put it on the pan and it makes it not stick and it also makes a nice light sent and taste to it ...YUMMMY:P

Jack the ripper and tony the shitter

Jack the ripper and tony the shitter by babbooo May 18, 2007

Jack-o-lantern style

When a jack-o-lantern face is carved into the stomach of a dead person and then the "mouth" is used for "oral"

"Let's go over to that train wreckage site and do a little jack-o-lantern style on the newly dead. It makes sense, today being Guy Fox Day and all."

Jack-o-lantern style by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

jack dail 

Jack Dail is a teenage viner with braces. Hes known for being cute but doesn't have any talent whatsoever. he talks like a dolphin on drugs and doesn't know how to make people laugh. not being a hater but he needs to find some talent before he dies.

Girl #1: jack dail is so cute
Girl #2: Whats his talent again?
Girl #1: Iforgot lulz

jack dail by NOTAHATER January 13, 2015

Jack russel terrier 

The speaker of the house for the Weak Beagle Committeem, right hand man of the beagle...he will make you his bitch and give you a hot lunch if you speak poorly of the beagle

The dog from fraiser...Weak jack russell

Jack russel terrier by The Beagle March 14, 2005