J-Panda

Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.

I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

J

Popular Loner, he knows everyone and everyone knows him, yet he never has one best friend. Comedian, his jokes are natural and he dosnt have to try hard to be funny whatsoever. Does you occasional drug (juul, vape, weed, maybe a lil cocaine) but doesn’t seem to get addicted. Plenty of girls find him attractive yet he’s only looking for that one person that he can spoil and fuck. He’s a hardworking man/boy who is guaranteed to either sell weed or have an actual job. Spends his money on clothes and shoes and his car (constantly pimpin out his ride). He is smart and manipulative, he can get anybody to do what he wants and never have to face the consequences for it.

“Hey yo that’s J, pretty sure he’s a crackhead. Funny dude though”

by Tacocracka04 January 23, 2020

Samrakshita J

A Samrakshita is always a tall, warm soul, with a heart of gold shared with a Suzy. SAM is not a MAN (definitely a lass). The name could be traced back to the ancient epic Samrayana, where it is believed that Goddess Samra, the god of knowledge, wisdom and sarakku, blessed an Indian landmass (present day Bengaluru) with affordable liquor. It is also believed that 21st Century might see the incarnation of her modern day Madras. If someone comes across a Samrakshita, worship her! A Samrakshita only knows to love. The J in the end denotes the yogic symbol of a lifted sirasasana. ( The goddess is a yogini).

You don't use Samrakshita J. Not even in a sentence.

by Lazy Suzy November 23, 2021

J bean

J bean is a kind boy with a big heart also he smokes cocaine daily.

J bean is a good boy

by heaviest kid goin🤘🏾 November 12, 2022

J Storm

An extremely bad blackout that bites people and eats raw hot dogs. Someone you should be scared of

Did you guys see the j storm tonight? Looked like a hurricane

by Betty Crockkker March 15, 2021

M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

The full name of lafayette

That French general dude from Hamilton

Person 1: yo, who’s that French dude from Hamilton with the really long name?

Person 2: oh! You mean Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette? I love that guy!
Aka M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

by ThatHistoryGirl November 27, 2023

j

"J" has no meaning, simply a joke in roblox obby community, it's usually depicted as a green letter J and it is often used with no context whatsoever

Person 1 : J
Person 2 : J

by I_eat_beans_bruh July 27, 2024