1. The Description of a person who is religiously dedicated to being a douche bag
2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag
2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag
You are a liar and I'm tired of you always fucking with me I don't give a fuck about you fuck off douche bag billie
by MuklasinahDiamond March 15, 2021
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Get the douche-dick mug.A genuinely decent person who plays the douche card to conceal their own inadaquacies or feelings. Usually tries to please everyone by making jokes that fall just short of the verge of edgy.
Broseph, I thought that dude Chad was a total dick, but he's just a pseudo-douche. He can come to the party tomorrow if he can handle his liquor.
by Just-Ice, man. July 7, 2009
Get the Pseudo-Douche mug.at this point you have pushed me so far that you don't deserve to be called anything more creative. you are such a douche bag that if you were shot in front of me I would just stare at you begging for mercy.
le douche: your a stupid faggot
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death
by somethingican May 25, 2020
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Get the Douche Bag mug.Michelle: "I wish I hadn't let him whip off his jonny last night and spuff up me. I've got a right claggy douche now!"
by Claggy douche June 16, 2024
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