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more balls than dick

aka MBTD, or B>D

Should be self-explanatory, but if you need a hint:

Describes a male of the species suffering from testosterone poisoning to the degree that he operates an overly powerful and/or noisy vehicle in a manner hazardous to others, presumably in an effort to proclaim his overwhelming manhood to those others.

Hopefully he will claim the Darwin Award that is rightfully his prior to maiming or killing the more responsible humans in the vicinity.
Phrase inspired this afternoon by a schmuck driving a red Merc C63 AMG at at least 20mph over the limit in the Geary tunnel in SF (I assume to hear his manly V8 echoes), and continuing to swerve around traffic westward into the sunset...

Since he is obviously compensating for, ahem, shortcomings in other areas, the dude in question definitely exhibits more balls than dick.
by Clever Boffin March 14, 2014
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greybeard balls

When your first sign of old age comes from the grey hairs on your balls rather than the hairs on your head or face
I realised im getting old cause of my greybeard balls
by baconfrazzles April 5, 2015
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Beer Balls

Alcohol and anger go together like two peas in a pod - alcohol releases anger and aggressive behaviors.
For example, you're leaving a baseball game after having a few beers. Your team lost and as you walk out of your section, you're bumped by a guy wearing the jersey of the visiting team. So you act with rage.

Drunk man: wtf .. (screaming from a distance)
Girl: That man is out of control.
Girl 2: Talk about beer balls
by 8offgarc September 19, 2016
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Fanning balls

Dicking off, wasting time, not doing anything productive.
"Berto was over there fanning balls all fucking day, while we were all busting our asses to finish the job"
by Drakatk August 2, 2016
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peachy balls

Testicles that have been recently shaved but have some stubble. Short hairs, like a peach.
Hey babe be careful down there. I've got peachy balls.
by Nepostael July 9, 2016
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Wracking balls

Where your balls sag so much and when you walk they hit the side of your legs
Fuck me my legs hurt coz of my wracking balls
by Myworld May 16, 2016
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Chemo Balls

When you wear really tight clothes and your pubes start falling off.
- What the fuck? There are pubes all in my underwear -

- Bro, you have chemo balls! -
by mans shagged ur nan July 24, 2016
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