aisle blocking

A selfish disregard for other passengers on a tube train, metro, tram or cable car.
Blocking the aisle at passers-by.
An inability to allow marriage amongst same sexes.

Not everybody is allowed up the aisle.
Quite obvious this church is "aisle blocking."

by gingerprawn May 3, 2018

Brown blockade

When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.

God damnit! I have a brown blockade! There’s too much shit stuck in my ass!

by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018

glock blocker

Someone who convinces or prevents another person from purchasing themselves a new hand gun.

My wife and I went to the sports store and she was a total glock blocker. I wanted that new G19 so bad.

by GayBobFagPants May 9, 2018

lil block

A short nerd

lil block:wanna go to the library they got new books I can read all summer
Friend:u such a nerd

by Tekashi 6ix9ine March 11, 2018

Mock block

when one tries to insult another, and makes a typo or another error, allowing themselves to be insulted instead

Meredith: lletuce, pronounced “YET-US” in the way of the Spanish

Devin: I’m the way of the Spanish
*in the way of the Spanish
Meredith: Devin you don’t have to use euphemisms like that, you can just call yourself gay
Me: oh dude he just got mock blocked

by KingOfCoffee March 14, 2018

SH-Block

Sharing something without necessary being allowed.

"Dude this SH-block guy just used it as a cover"

"Ah fuck dude"

by alloalloallo233232 March 29, 2018

Pop blocker

The guy who knocks up your girl when you are trying to get her pregnant.

My girl and I are trying to have a baby but her lover is a pop blocker. Now she's having his baby! - Eric Jenson

by ERIC Jenson May 26, 2018