Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?
Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.
by Bartholomew The Eraser March 20, 2024
Get the Captain J. Skinnybonesmug. Person 1: Wyd
Person 2: J-ing O
Person 1: What?
Person 2: oh ohhh oohoh ahh im nutting ooh ahh oiuhhg
Person 2: J-ing O
Person 1: What?
Person 2: oh ohhh oohoh ahh im nutting ooh ahh oiuhhg
by MarsMelting February 10, 2023
Get the J-ing Omug. Prison school built for dumb children and racist science teachers. And school shooter drawings. A stupid child that says the N-word on an instagram live.(Hes not black) There is bo windows in most of the school so u lose track of how long u have been inside. Poor Sally never came out:( There is alot of chill teachers tho. Some of them r rly nice and funny. Going outside for lunch is fun tho
“Oh, fuck!” He exlcaimed “ I stubbed my J. Luoton Middle School” This means that he stubbed hs J. Lupton Middle School
by Cock N Ball Torturer December 29, 2021
Get the J. Lupton Middle Schoolmug. by Zaphyr February 11, 2025
Get the J-Roddingmug. by Hefe Larsone October 11, 2007
Get the J-Waggmug. The archetype of pleasurable experiences, resulting in the purest feelings of elation and satisfaction.
by The Old MacDonald April 9, 2011
Get the Farm-Jmug. To get drunk or so fucked up that one will try and get off with anything that happened`s to move, no matter how old or inanimate.
by craigie babie January 30, 2008
Get the J-Mainemug.