Potted Meat Sandwich

A sandwich made from potted meat, which is ground up chicken, pork, beef, and whatever else you can imagine. No one knows for sure exactly what is in potted meat but since it is super cheap (think 4 cans for a dollar), many rednecks lather it on bread and cover it in mayo to make the cheapest sandwich with the most mysterious ingredients.

Cecil is so cheap that he always brings potted meat sandwiches for lunch.

Philly has cheese steak, Kentucky has the potted meat sandwich.

by Cun Lingis July 30, 2010

smoke meat cigars

engage in felatio

She smokes meat cigars
I like to smoke meat cigars

by ComanderKeen April 13, 2003

Undercooked meat boomerang

A blow job position where when the receiver's penis is limp, the giver pushes it in a vertical position with his/her tongue, and let's it fall back down again inside his/her mouth.

"You do positions like reverse cowboy, doggy-style, the chirping chicken and the undercooked meat boomerang."

by WantlessPower October 25, 2006

Beats My Meat

An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.

Origin: Whittier, CA

Chris: “hey Jorge, who drives that shitty lookin RSX”
Jorge: “shiiiit, beats my meat”

by Memebooois May 16, 2022

Folded Meat Sandwich

What happens when a man tries to shove his flacid penis into a vagina or butthole for sex but cannot.

I couldn't enjoy sex at all with Scott. He gave me the folded meat sandwich all night!

by @octopusapocalypse June 10, 2018

Memphis Meat Grinder

The art of eiffel~towering a pint of primo bbq.

BBQ bro 1: Dude, these burnt ends will change your life!

BBQ bro 2: If they’re that good I have my utility knife. We can pop off a Memphis meat grinder before we bring it back!

by Meat Bro August 20, 2023

Michigan Meat Pie

A sexual act similar to the cream pie, the Michigan Meat Pie differs by the final part of the act, where the woman farts out the semen over a high quality steak.

Did Todd tell you about last night? Rebecca did the Michigan Meat Pie on his steaks. We were supposed to eat those tonight!

by CDRTickledick May 20, 2020