mona's mom

fatass fobby mummy w/ foodhis to da moon, baaaaby.

mona: hey, mummy! you've got it going on!
mummy: now, now, baby, go to school and let me have hard sex w/ shelly!
mona: damn...

by shmo =^^= December 13, 2003

i slept with ur mom

The ultimate insult. Topically used by 13 yr old on x box live who think their cool but who actually have no friends.

Adolescent 1: u succ!
Adolescent 2: I slept with ur mom.

Adolescent 2: *dies*

by dög June 21, 2021

I DID YOUR MOM

A common insult...unless you really did fuck someones mom...

Oh yeah..well...I DID YOUR MOM. BURN

by pooturboot November 13, 2007

your mom gay lol

Say that to a fucking normie. Trust me, they'll never get to mess up with you again.

Person 1: fuck off!
Person 2: your mom gay lol
Person 1: *cries in a corner* I should've never messed with him...

by mayonnaise and saucedog May 24, 2018

your mom goes to college

The best insult ever. You will totally PWN anyone with this retort.

Deb "I'm trying to raise money for college"
Kip: "Your mom goes to college!"

SHE GOT SO SERVED

by where am i? March 7, 2005

i banged your mom

It's a reply to an annoying person or the best way to get people to shut the fuck up

Mom: what did you do today?
Me: I banged your mom

A random guy: Do I know you?
Me: I banged your mom

by Fuck your mom assholle November 18, 2016

I Am your mom

A reply to the popular ya mom! "insult".

A: You're an idiot.
B: Your mom's an idiot!
A: Yeah, well, I Am your mom.

by jampot August 20, 2006