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Parked

When something isn't moving. It just sits still like a parked car. This could be an idea, a joke, or anything that has no forward momentum.
That idea is so parked.

We saw that new movie last night, but it was really parked.
by alylorker August 30, 2024
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Park Jimin

Cute little mochi from Busan, South Korea. Member of Bangtan Sonyeondan ( A.K.A BTS). Shortest of all the members. He can dance and sing like an angel. Also he's very very cute. Impossible not to love him.
Random person: Hey, who's that on your phone screen?
A.R.M.Y: Park Jimin.
Random person: Who's that?
A.R.M.Y: *Grabs random person by the shoulders* You better sit down... This might take a while.
by TheEpicNeptune July 13, 2017
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Lincoln Park

The hub of the west seattle party scene, every weekend a keger occurs.
guy: “yo you going to the keger at lincoln?”
guy 2: “ya, i heard they gonna be hella milfs walking they’re dogs gettin freaky”
guy: “yessir lincoln park is active”
by penistosociety August 12, 2021
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trailer park jaw

You’ll know it when u see it. A distinct jaw that tends to stand out. Similar to Hapsburg.
That girl could be cute but she has that damn trailer park jaw
by Littlejj2017 December 14, 2023
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Park Geun-hye

The little princess with major daddy issues.

Nicknamed 'The note princess' because of her father's past military dictatorship, and the fact that she relies on her notes to answer every fucking question asked. She takes this little notebook everywhere, and refuses to answer any unexpected questions from the media. She takes offense when anybody talks shit about her precious daddy, and even made a list of people who had, with various liberals included(even some celebrities!!). This is known as 'The Black List'. Talk about Burn book.

The press and the prosecution later found out in 2016 that this little Mary Sue had a puppeteer who controlled her every move. Seriously, some middle aged woman, basically a nobody, named 'Choi Sun-Sil' chose everything Park should do. From Park's inaugural speech to what clothes the president should wear, that control freak Choi played South Korea with Park wrapped around her big fat PINKY.

The name of the first Korean woman president is now used as a slang to call somebody who has language disorder, or a person who is annoyingly indecisive.
Girl A: ... Uh.. I... ga... just..
Girl B: What are you? Park Geun-hye or something? Can't form a sentence?
Girl C: B, that's harsh. She's not that bad.
by AnotherKimfromKorea February 24, 2017
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No Parking

No Parking is an online persona who is found on Discord, claiming to be a sign (Although we all know she's a chick). If she is using vc, she's almost always on performance room.
Haven't you heard? No Parking totes has the hots for him
by B_lank June 17, 2018
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Spark it and park it

When you light a joint and sit down
"Hey Marino!"

"Yeah?"
"Let's spark it and park it on the couch to watch 'COPS'"
by TheyCallMe"Papa" December 19, 2018
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