smoke meat cigars

engage in felatio

She smokes meat cigars
I like to smoke meat cigars

by ComanderKeen April 13, 2003

Potted Meat Sandwich

A sandwich made from potted meat, which is ground up chicken, pork, beef, and whatever else you can imagine. No one knows for sure exactly what is in potted meat but since it is super cheap (think 4 cans for a dollar), many rednecks lather it on bread and cover it in mayo to make the cheapest sandwich with the most mysterious ingredients.

Cecil is so cheap that he always brings potted meat sandwiches for lunch.

Philly has cheese steak, Kentucky has the potted meat sandwich.

by Cun Lingis July 30, 2010

Undercooked meat boomerang

A blow job position where when the receiver's penis is limp, the giver pushes it in a vertical position with his/her tongue, and let's it fall back down again inside his/her mouth.

"You do positions like reverse cowboy, doggy-style, the chirping chicken and the undercooked meat boomerang."

by WantlessPower October 25, 2006

Texan Meat Lard

a 'texan meat lard' is another way to describe someone named 'dirt'

the texan meat lard (dirt) sent me this

by dirtntooty April 28, 2022

Tennessee meat pie

When you are nailing your partner and her punani is super loose so you take Arbyś roast beef and shove it up her punani and continue to nail her. Lastly, you cum inside her and onto the roast beef in her punani and then you have to punch her in the vag while yelling ¨ARBYS, WE HAVE THE MEATS¨ now remember, you can only use arbys roast beef for this. Have fun.

wow i was nailing becky the other night and she let me tennessee meat pie her. Score!

by shecallsmedaddy18 April 20, 2018

Montreal Meat Smoker

Anal sex without a condom or lubricant as hard and fast as possible for extended periods of time, such that the friction causes the meat to smoke.

She let me fuck her ass in the parking lot so I raw dogged it without lube and it turned into a Montreal Meat Smoker

by EJamesOz September 2, 2021

Montreal Meat Pie

When a Canadian has sex with a meat pie of any kind.

“And that’s why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie!"
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."

by ExVinity December 30, 2022