gone face

1. to be completely wasted or intoxicated

2. to actively seek an altered state of consciousness (meditative, intellectual, philosophical, drug induced, etc)

I just realized I'm not supposed to mix these pills with alcohol and I've already had 5 shots of tequila. I'm gone face.

I must reach enlightenment. I'm gone face.

by mostlyjunkfood January 9, 2012

Mint Face

A face devoid of expression, represented by the emoticon :| . The name comes from the face made when someone is sucking on a mint.

Tara: Hahaha get it?
Fred: :|
Tara: Knock it off with the mint face already!

by TealDictionary June 20, 2012

Bonk Face

An idiot, a bit of a tool. Usually directed towards a female in a flirty insulting way.

Also

Cum face or sex face.

"I don't want to go out for lunch"

"Oh don't be a bonk face!"

Or

"Brenda said I had a great bonk face last night when I spunked all over her tits"

by Clungeplunger March 21, 2013

Bates face

When some creep or weirdo stares at you so intently, just like Norman Bates from the movie Psycho, they are giving you a Bates face.

"Did you just see that weirdo give me a Bates face?"

"Stop staring at me with your Bates face, it's creeping me out!"

by KellyJane May 24, 2013

Warrior Face Mask

When a male removes his pants and places his cojones otherwise known as nuts, balls, crown jewels, and or nads on anothers face. The sack is placed over the nose and extends down the victims face. This act is called the Warrior Face Mask.

Yo dude, did you hear John gave Jimbo the Warrior Face Mask.

No way man, that's awesome!!

Tiffany said something in the room smelled funny, so I decided to give her the Warrior Face Mask.

by Dr. Nutter September 4, 2013

Your face

The God of all comebacks, there is no better way to retort against an insulting comment because you will always win. No one knows who created "your face" some say it was either Chuck Norris or Jesus but whoever it was deserves a pat on the back because they are truly badass. Also, the ultimate way to respond to a "your mom" joke, because they can only reply with "your mom's face" and end up sounding stupid

Scenario 1:
Friend 1: it's time for a diss battle
Friend 2: it's your face's time for a diss battle
Friend 3: OOOOHHHH we got a winner!!!
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yeah, I just looked at the yearbook and you are uuuuugly!
Friend 2: your face is ugly
Friend 1: DAMMIT!!
Scenario 3:
Friend 1: that is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: your mom is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 1: well YOUR FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: well your MOM'S FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 3: no man, just no

by Mr.Potatoface January 3, 2014

computer face

The way your face looks over the computer, as in, when skyping someone.

Hey, Tim, are you ashamed of your computer face? Is that why you won't Google Hangout with me?

by kat_gryffindor March 16, 2014