Derp Eyes 

Slightly crossed or blank looking eyes. Similar to those of a mentally retarded individual

That bitch that The Patriot Game got da hots for? Dat bitch got dem derp eyes!

Derp Eyes by eatdirtfartdust December 21, 2012

Fly eyes 

the act of stretching your nuts as far as they can go, making them resemble fly eyes, then rubbing your balls across someone's face. This apparently happens a lot in Jersey.

"That guy's such a douchebag, I just wanna give him the fly eyes."

Fly eyes by Caiticat September 7, 2013

brown eye hot box

When an individual farts in someone else's mouth

Kevin was receiving anal pleasure when his lovers mouth was filled with a smelly gas spilling out of Kevin's butt hole.

While in prison, Chingy slipped on a bar of soap while showering, falling on top of another inmate. His mouth landed on the inmates button right as the inmate was going to use the bathroom. He had just finished eating his Mexican beans he had for lunch and could no longer hold the gas in any more. The inmate released a large fart into Chingy's mouth, giving him a brown eye hot box.

brown eye hot box by OG_Funbun September 24, 2013

cougar eyed 

When you get checked out by a MILF

Cam:Bro she just totally Cougared eyed you
Tom: Damn right she cougar eyed me I'm the man nigga.

cougar eyed by ifuckedyourgirlinyourbed April 3, 2016

Catfish eyes 

Eyes that are large and far apart.

I can't tell if she's looking at me or my ears. Shes got creepy, catfish eyes.

Catfish eyes by Drum1guy June 6, 2017

Slutty eyes 

When a female is down on her knees sucking your dick and she looks up at you with those slutty eyes.

Oh babe, you have slutty eyes.

Slutty eyes by coowhipin August 9, 2017

shifty eyed hebe 

Derogatory term for an Asian jew

Shush you shifty eyed hebe

shifty eyed hebe by Sed Rezis November 9, 2017