bag of cramps

a party pooping negative nancy who (figuratively) barfs on your face and destroys the good things in life.

oh for heavens sake lance you've done it now! You and your bag of cramps grandparents have clogged my pipes.

by storkio jonkorkio December 9, 2008

Laundry Bag

Another name for a bag of weed.

Pothead: Gotta laundry bag man?

Drug dealer: Na man, i'm sorry

Idiot: Just go to Wal-mart or the dry-cleaners!

by Launchers 09 July 28, 2009

bag of dicks

An expression popularized by Louis CK in a comedy routine in which he explains his experience while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on the Hollywood freeway. He pissed off another driver that yelled to him "Eat a bag of dicks!" The comedian found humor in an insult involving a bag of dicks from a motorists that was as dumb as a bag of hammers. With hammers every problem looks like a nail, with A Bags of Dicks you can cope with all the cunts on the freeway at rush hour.

I couldn't believe that he told me to "Go eat a bag of dicks!" I mean, who keeps dicks in a bag?

by Bob Who April 28, 2020

douchey bag

a combination reference of the adjective and the noun to describe a person who is either douchey or a douche bag

Eric spilled his drink on me and didn't even apologize! He's such a douchey bag.

by ZeeZee111 July 24, 2011

c.o.d-bag

A douche bag who plays Call of Duty on xbox live and acts like he is the bees knees

Chad is such a c.o.d-bag, just because he plays COD6 he thinks he is a hardcore rebel.

by dumnerd118 January 5, 2010

bag of dicks

Before the invention of pie, there was a need for a food to use in eating competitions. The food used became the penises of dead villagers. Since homosexuality was viewed as "wicked" in the days of yor, and the homosexuals typically won the penis, or dick, eating contests, it was a quite insulting remark at the time to utter to a fellow villager. Since then, the remark has lost some meaning, but remains insulting nonetheless.

Mr. Yegendorf, you're my lawyer and supposed to be trustworthy, but I don't think I can trust you anymore!

Oh? Well as your attorney, I advise you to eat a bag of dicks.

by Tim Anderson April 22, 2004

jew-bag

A person who acts so Jewish, you want to put him in a bag and drown him.

God, don't be such a jew-bag.

by Vercingetorix April 15, 2005