Butt Pussy

When a male passes out naked on his side with his ballsac behind his legs exposing his tightened nutskin around his testicle, which is similar to a vagina from behind.

Thomas: Did you see how much Michael drank last night?

Josh: Yeah! He passed out and everybody went into his room and saw his butt pussy.

by Crunk Klug April 2, 2009

Butt load

A lot; extreme amount.

I had a butt load of pizza for lunch.

by Doctor Colonel B June 29, 2009

butt dandruff

The residue left on a toilet seat after wiping ones ass. I.E... dingle berries and poo particles.

Who left this butt dandruff on my toilet seat god dammit!

by JDSD April 3, 2010

Butt Facebooking

Posting a status update to FB from your phone without knowing it.

My wife was walking around the mall, and she was Butt Facebooking status updates.

by Jawbonz February 19, 2010

butt money

Money thats been in your back pocket and smells

Person1: aggression dude this dollar smells!

Person2: sorry man that's my butt money

by huddogg January 11, 2010

butt chisel

An extremely hard and compacted turd that "chisels" the butt.

"man, after that 12 hour flight, I dropped a butt chisel in the nearest available toilet.

by black coyote December 16, 2009

butt-turrets

A condition characterized by frequent and uncontrollable urges to smack/grab/pinch or otherwise interact with butts.

He was quite offended that I pinched his ass until I calmly explained I had butt-turrets.

by Boo-boo Kitty Fuck December 21, 2009