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J Lichti

An entanglement of such magnitude that any attempts at mitigation would be considered acts of futility.
Person 1- I got a J Lichti in my fishing line.

Person 2- Let me see... Oh you're screwed!!
by The Second Liberal Redneck February 23, 2021
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J-Fudge

noun- the dirt, grease, or grime that collects on and subsequently dislodges from the back of one's mullet
You got a little bit o' J-Fudge on you're chin there... yeah, right there... you got it.
by NodularIronCrank November 14, 2010
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At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
by Canimexis May 28, 2021
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/j

HALEY IT MEANS JOKING AND IN A JOKING TONE AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY USE IT I SWEAR.

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i hate people who are so funny and carry all the jokes /j” (coming from someone who is funny)
by luluhawk October 7, 2022
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j

to punch another individual with great force
by dO THE LANCER rumble November 29, 2011
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J Diddy

When you got that one friend that is a menace to society so you gotta flame him anyway possible when he get a lil too, a lil too freaky for comfort. That sensation you feel when your so uncomfortable you just call special forces like hit up the navy bruh.
Im gonna touch you. (straight face)
AHHHHHH J DIddy is here RUNNNNNNN!
by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! August 30, 2024
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J*b

Referring to employment, a j*b is something only idiots have . It is censored because it scares the unemployed and is considered a slur.
Sigma: Yo bruh wanna flicker munt all day today?
Fucking retarded loser: Nah bruh i got a j*b
by albanianfungus12 June 12, 2025
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