high school

a place where kids learn useless information they will never use

Student : is high school really necessary to tell us how to live
Teacher : 2(34+6)= 34(6=789)

by @realathlete May 9, 2018

high school

a place that is the gateway to hell (middle school being the death pits of souls eternally burning) so a little better than middle school but still hell

hell high school is crawling out of hell

by pepe can be saved March 12, 2018

Middle School

A place where innocent children become hormone crazy freaks

Guy: im about to be in middle school
Guy2: Thats great i lost my virginity that way

by The_humor_the_legend October 5, 2016

Cock of the school

Top Boy or Girl,best fighter,toughest pupil in the school.

My brother has always been tough,he was the cock of the school too.

by davymads7 August 12, 2016

Middle School

Middle School. Let's start with the 8th graders. They think they're the shit every year and mainly think they "rule the school" because they are the highest up. They are made up of the kids trying to either "fit in" , be goth, be the shit, smell like shit, be "popular" or try to act as sporty on purpose. Don't get me started on the ass hats who wear the same color head to toe, wear shorts all year round because it's "cool", or wear the same shirt, shoes, socks, and pants every day and constantly say fight me or claim they can beat you in any sport ever. Get a hold of yourself. 7th graders, they can be a hit or miss. You got your typical know it alls, kids who ACTUALLY can play sports, and the burnouts. Not really much different from many other seventh graders, not much to say here. Now the worst of all, 6th graders. They think they're the shit-worse than the 8th graders- and every word out of their mouth is a curse word because they think it'll make them more liked. All of them know more about sex than most 30 year olds. Tiny parasites. While they know about sex they've most likely had it too. God I hate sixth graders. Its basically like knowing a seventh grader, it's..... Interesting I guess.

Hey man, how was Middle School when you were younger?

It was......something?

by Noneofyourbuissness August 3, 2016

late for school

Dreaming

Certain to fail.

"See that perfect 10 across the bar right there? She's coming home with me tonight."
"Yeah, wake up, dude. You're late for school."

by Yapjaw May 29, 2016

Infant school

A nice filler time to play and do nowt for like 3 years while u mature from age 4-6 . U also need to collect Pokemon’s to be cool and have friends .

Andrew : wanna trade Pokemon’s??
Josh: wot u got ?
Andrew: a CHARAZARD !!!

Josh : already got it (walks away feeling in top of the world )

Andrew : but now I’m cool bc I’m in infant school with Pokemon’s right ??!?

Josh : get on my level then talk to me( flicks his hair and feels like a boss )

by Eliza Nic December 9, 2019