The rare act of shaking hands with another man, within another mans anus. Requires at least 3 friends.
Adam had been gaping his arse hole for months so that James and Steve could perform
the elusive 'internal handshake'.
the elusive 'internal handshake'.
by James the bummer April 18, 2016
Get the internal handshake mug.When a wife, girlfriend, or female companion just has to hang out late/long enough for you to get drunk and want to leave, or simply pass out.
Yes, I'm exhausted, but he's already had a lot to drink and I just need to "lady hang" long enough for him to get drunk and want to leave.
by everydaystranger May 1, 2016
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Pretty girl or guy.
Might not be a girl, but it doesn't matter because you wouldn't know anyway walking down the boulevard.
It's not a word all about sexual attraction.
Might not be a girl, but it doesn't matter because you wouldn't know anyway walking down the boulevard.
It's not a word all about sexual attraction.
Hey there female handsome! (Get slapped in the face)
"I'm a guy and I will kill you!"
Sorry just admiring.
"I'm a guy and I will kill you!"
Sorry just admiring.
by Treebonics May 4, 2016
Get the female handsome mug.When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*
Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name
by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016
Get the Morton handshake mug.Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016
Get the No hands mommy mug.A condition in school that occurs when your hands feel sticky yet dry due to the humidity of the school. It makes you want to go wash your hands.
by JMSABS9 June 6, 2016
Get the school hands mug.A classy handshake is performed by grasping with a firm grip an individual's hand with your right and with you left hand cupping the individual's elbow. Eye contact amplifies the class lvl 2 times.
Wow I felt great about that business deal but when Steve offered me that classy handshake I felt even better.
by He gets it May 28, 2016
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