Boston Coffee Shop

A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.

I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.

by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025

Boston Red Sock

After anal sex with a well endowed man. The inside walls of the anal canal are now inside out and hanging there lick a sock between the butt cheeks.

Sarah had her asshole ravaged by that guy named Tripod. It took like 2 days for her boston red sock to climb back into her ass.

by DollarGeneralParknLotPimp September 8, 2025

Boston Chapstick

When you blow a load on a girl's face and use your dong to rub it in her lips like chapstick

Crazy night last night. We did everything from mish to the Boston Chapstick

by Weinerm1 September 18, 2025

Boston Chapstick

When you blow a load on your partners face and rub it in their lips with your dong like chapstick.

Last night was wild. We did everything from mish to the Boston Chapstick

by Weinerm1 September 18, 2025

Boston Handshake

When You Sucker Punch a Man or Woman In the mouth

'hey guy stop runnin ya mug before I give ya a Boston handshake"

by niggajewbag October 29, 2025

Boston Whopper

When you receive a blumpkin while screaming racial slurs

Chris gave Joe a Boston Whopper.

by Choder7 November 8, 2025

Boston Bailout

When you get arrested, are $2 short on bail, and the help you call to the station has a warrant and is thrown in the can with you.

Man, I was walking down the tracks, Karen called it in, they grabbed me and locked my ass up, I couldn't quite make bail so I called my idiot cousin. The dumb son of a bitch had a warrant out and got locked up with me. What a Boston bailout

by pizzaknockout December 5, 2025