wet mouse

the most top person in the world claiming to be a bottom

''Briley, you are such a wet mouse.''

by ballsfuck November 14, 2022

wet camper

When you get drunk, pass out, and your friends pees the bed.

Tilly became a wet camper on her wedding night when she passed out next to her friend Steve and he peed on her.

by D-low800 November 22, 2022

wet leg

a self pitying person. (see Oxford English Dictionary)

I can only stand to listen to their endless sob story for so long... they're such a wet leg!

by The One and Only Captain Nemo December 1, 2022

Wet Rhino

A wet rhino is a friend of yours who thinks it means something more than it actually does. Hey I'm just using my imagination in the shower and having fun messing with my facebook friends!!!

Look at me, I'm a Wet Rhino!!!

by Kingg616 April 24, 2022

Wet Taki

When your significant other eats an entire bag of Takis, then proceeds to give you a handjob and a blowjob. The sensation of the Taki powder burns your genitalia with pleasure and gives the receiver a euphoric sensation.

Guy #1: Hey, how'd it go with Jennifer last night?
Guy #2: Dude, it was incredible. She gave me a Wet Taki
Guy #1: No way! That's insane!

by Jordan Daniels May 6, 2022

wet his ass

Killed or shot some one

Man I just wet his ass up at the store now he on the news.

by Sugarspiceanseverythingnice May 10, 2022

Wet Wayne

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone's belly button.

Evan: Dude...Rachael gave me a wet Wayne last night.

Schmelly: WTF is a wet Wayne?

Evan: You know...like a wet Willy...except the finger goes deep inside your button.

by StellinaIna May 11, 2022