squito titters

When a female's breasts are so non-existent, the use of "mosquito bites" cannot be used.

Kat's breasts hang in the middle of her chest, and they're not even mosquito bites. They're squito titters.

by pawtce April 13, 2011

insta titties

Really big boobs on instagram; fake or real will do.

man i just saw some nice ass insta titties

by thetokinhobbit0420 July 24, 2015

Torpedo Titties

Tits that look tubular and hang down while she’s on top, giving the appearance of 2 torpedos about to hit you in the face. Tits that are long, and not desirable.

Hey man; Bailey was on my Johnson and I realized she had them torpedo titties.

by M3d1cChr1s April 26, 2021

standard up titters

thinking that someone would take it up the arse.

hey that girl is fine.
yeh man.standard up titters

by joshua earle June 16, 2007

Candle Bag Titties

Breasts on (but not limiting to) men, an extremely saggy, lop-sided, pair of breasts. Usually seen in over-set elderly women. Occasional men apply.

Candle Bag Titties
1. Purchasing two candles from your local convenience store and placing them into two separate plastic bags. Notice the "sag."
2. Kirstie Alley
3. Joseph R. Gannascoli
4. Chastity Bono
5. That one Mcdonalds chick from those cell phone forwards.

by WtF#? September 27, 2010

Itty bitty tittie bittie

Cute girl with tiny honkeraroozas. Obviously.

John Wayne: "Dude so the other night i was ragin' this party and I woke up next to an itty bitty tittie bittie. IT WAS SICCK."

by Trevor Hardcore October 11, 2011

kashinty on my tinty

This is a phrase that your say when you have to express yourself angrily in a public setting. Another way is to form it as a question to start up a conversation.

Ex: (stubs toe at restaurant...), "KASHINTY ON MY TINTY," the man exclaimed.
Ex: (gaming with friends but it gets silent). You say," Do you wanna kashinty on my tinty?" Friends replies, "What?"
You conclude with, "What? Who said that?"

by Jimmy jamster the hamster December 11, 2018