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Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face.
I was just in a “smegma meeting” and I’m so full I had to undo the top button of my pants.
by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 30, 2022
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Dope meeting face

Definition: Face made during corporate meetings whilst very self-conscious of said conference face staring into camera lens feigning interest ... not in the meeting but in your own Dope meeting face (DMF)
That call was basic but for her Dope meeting face check it out it's incredible.... She must have been perfecting her Dope meeting face in her camera (DMF) during the first 15 minutes of this hour long rabbit hole call and looked super fake-interested.
by Stampliance August 22, 2022
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Heepis-Meepis

Heepis Meepis or Heepy Meepy is a tweaker term when their skin starts crawling or their just paranoid and trying to divert the situation at hand!
Man: “Oh man, i think that blast gave me heepis-meepis!”

Man 2:”oh shit bro not heepy meepy, instant creepy crawly!”

Woman: “ew man you have the heepis “
Man:” what?! No I don’t!!”
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Department Meeting

An orgy, at which someone is elected as "company secretary" in order to take "minutes".

This involves collecting the semen of of all participants into a receptacle. The last person to add to the receptacle is made to drink it.
From an interview with Sting, 2002:

"I was in Wales doing an in store signing. I decided to call my mate Rhys Ifans and get him to join me to be a translator. During a lull in the event Rhys asked me if I wanted to go to a Department Meeting with him, explaining it was a "really special sex get together". Trudy and I are always up for new things sexually so I agreed.
At the meeting Rhys was acting as company secretary. I famously last for up to eight hours so after a time Rhys presented me with half a pint of ejaculate to drink. I would have fled but someone had the keys to my helicopter. I thought about calling The Police but we were not really on speaking terms back then, so down the hatch it went.
Anyway, that's why Rhys and I fell out."
by googabooga October 8, 2022
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Bussy meeting

How mad your meeting

My bussy meeting? Very much gay sex
by bitchwithbighair November 15, 2022
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feely meel

To unnecessarily feel or touch something.
Melissa!? Why are you Feely meeling all my fries?
by Murphmadness December 11, 2022
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Sanity meeting

Originally started as Morning sanity meeting, it is basically smoking pot by the water
Oh man, that was a good sanity meeting!
by Bgln December 13, 2022
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