Beach God

a sexy guy you see on the beach, or has a beach body. If it's a female you can make it "beach goddess".

(hot guy walks past)
"oh god, look at that beach god!"

Beach God by jojo_my_mojo December 9, 2008

Ho my god 

When your original instinct was to say holy shit but you catch yourself halfway through and try to pass it off as oh my god.

Usually used when in the presence of a parent or small child.

Mom: Yeah and then your uncle decided to buy you a new car-

You: Ho my god!

Ho my god by manganime132 May 20, 2012

honest to god 

A get of jail freee card. When your a big liar but suddenly they take you serious when you say "honest to god".

"Are you lying?!"
"No, honest to god!!"
"Ok"

honest to god by brbcookintacosatm August 1, 2018

Where the hell's this god of yours?

From Forest Gump. Said to someone who predicted or promised something that never quite showed up, as in the mountains of shrimp Forest prayed for. The implication is that it may show up yet, but you doubt it.

Robert: "You said it was supposed to be sunny today? Where the hell's this god of yours?"

John: "You gotta see this guitar player, man! He's like better than Jimmy Page!"
Tim (forty-five minutes later): "Where the hell's this god of yours?""

Where the hell's this god of yours? by Kevnar January 28, 2008

Based God

When someone is so based that they are considered by some to be a god-like being. Lil' B perfected this act of being based, dubbing him as the REAL Based God. When others try to imitate, he shits on them. He also acquires maximum swag and can fuck all of your bitches.

Money Bags: "Hey yo Shawty! My girl Keesha! You seen that nigga Lil' B?"
Keesha: "You mean Based God? Oh yeah we just got done..."
Money Bags: "Don't tell me...HE FUCKED ALL MY BITCHES!!!"

Based God by BTOR: THE HUMAN SWAG January 1, 2012

Oh My God 

A phrase that is commonly used by stoners. It is yelled to express strong emotion (i.e. surprised, scared, excited, angry, and overjoyed). It is yelled most often when people are high. Allot of the time it is used with the phrases as "I need it" and/or "It's so good"

1.)
Jeff: There's a dead body in that bag your neighbor is carrying to his car.

DMS: OH MY GOD!

2.)
Jeff: This bud is amazing. It is so fluffy and moist and fresh and look at those colors. The beautiful light green buds are just covered in orange and white hairs. Hit this shit man.

DMS: OH MY GOD! IT'S SO GOOD! I NEED IT!

Oh My God by Dank Master D a.k.a. DMS February 13, 2005

Lamb of God 

Jesus Christ, Son of God, Savior of the world.

Jesus is the Lamb of God.

Lamb of God by beme April 14, 2006