knob goalie

Interference by a third party when your attempting to get laid.

It was hitting in this chick when her "knob goalie" friend showed up.

by drilldoe November 30, 2013

social goat

A person that acts socially awkward due to limited contact to other normal human beings.

B: I talked to that girl about the color of my underwear.

G: You are a social goat!

by isbndqq May 8, 2014

dick goal

A woman' junk; vaginal; pussy

" Look at that' dick goal I'm totally shooting at that tonight."

by jjthekid June 23, 2014

dick goal

The amount of sexual acts, in which a penis is necessary, that one aspires to participate.

My dick goal is to receive six Paul Giamatti Snow Globes before I die.

by jkHeZ June 23, 2014

pussy goatee

A landing strip on a woman.

The pussy goatee looked womanly.

by Stelleah July 23, 2014

Open Goal

Easily accessible vagina

You'll definitely be able to get with her mate, shes an open goal

by Opengoal August 28, 2014

jimmy goat

Like a billy goat, but can't bleet. When this happens, you get goat screaming memes. A jimmy goat is one that makes short, constantly interrupted yells in succession and then draws them out. Inspired by the fictitious character Jimmy Valmer from South Park.

"Look at this goat screaming video! It's hilarious!"
"Oh yeah, that's a jimmy goat."

by InHoc Urban April 11, 2015