Fucking Retrospect

A phrase used to describe the agonizing frustration of realizing that you did something you regret, and wanting to do it differently but realizing it after-the-fact. This typically occurs about 5 minutes later but the realization of such can occur years later...

Looking back in fucking retrospect, I realized that cute girl didn't want to know the time: she was actually interested in me!

by Babo Sang Pyo December 4, 2005

stupid fuck

a EXTREMLY not smart person

hey how smart is bob, ohh man thats one stupid fuck

by kareempuff August 11, 2008

tongue-fuck

When a male, (or female) stick their tongue inside the female partner's vagina and licks it clean or until she reaches orgasm.

"I got to tongue-fuck my girl"

I had so much fun tongue-fucking my girlfriend last night. she came while my tongue was inside her pussy.

by Morningstar October 9, 2007

fuck this game

to give up on a frustrating thing

fuck this game lets go out

by William Gray May 3, 2008

fuck-a-cumquat

An exclamation of frustration akin to "Fuck me!", the repeated "hard-C" sounds balanced in the middle of the phrase creates a syllabic elegance worthy of The Bible, Shakespeare, and JKR Rowlkien.

Girl: that's not my gummy hole!
Boy: O fuck-a-cumquat! This'll do.

by lolicuntissime August 25, 2009

Squat Fucking

The act of a man positioning himself so that while a woman(or man) is in doggy position on the floor, or on the bed, he can be at the same elevation as her and having enough leverage to make sure both parties ejaculate. This results in a position that looks somewhat like shitting in the woods.

Did you see that porno I was watching?

Yea, that guy was really intense, he was squat fucking her and everything.

by The Spease August 27, 2009

Lost Fucked

When you go to watch ABC's Lost on a Wednesday night, expecting a new and exciting episode only to find that it's a re-run or stupid recap episode.

Gary: "Hey Andy did you catch Lost last night? I had to stay late at the office."

Andy: "Ya I totally got Lost Fucked, you didn't miss anything"

Gary: "Those bastards..."

by Garymcgaydy April 23, 2009