Cunt Balls

When you are dejected. Alternate to saying "Shucks" or "Muther fuckers" in frustration. Instead, say, "Cunt Balls!".

1. Kevin realizes he forgot his ID at the airport security gate.."Cunt Balls!"

2. Kevin in front of a judge for speeding, asks to have fine reduced. Judge: "You will pay the maximum fine"
Kevin: "Cunt Balls!"

3. Kevin parked his car in NYC without plugging the meter for a quick coffee and bagel run. He returns to find a parking ticket. "Cunt Balls!"

by Kevin Side of Bacon August 5, 2010

blue balls

when you are partially through some type of sexual act and your girl cant finish the job. or if you just had a dry hump and u were able to hold in jizzing your pants.

i had the worst case of blue balls last night cause my girl was blowing me last , but got tired and couldn't finish the job.

by kingpin March 29, 2003

The Balls's

Noun: A couple who are so right they are like two balls in a sac.

Oh look at Art and Julia, they are so right for each other, they are The Balls's

by Mrs. Balls March 11, 2004

Lurching Balls

To make a complete ass of one's self, or to react in a way that is viewed as extreme or irrational.

It's alright guys, he's just lurching balls.

by Smelt captain of the west sea October 25, 2008

bunker balls

when one acquires unwashed sweat on their ball sack and they become terribly disgusting

i hate having gym class first period, i walk around all day with bunker balls

by mcjizz March 23, 2011

Rumble balls

When your spooning with your partner, the person in front farts, resulting in rumbling of the balls.

"babe! you just gave me Rumble balls!"

by RumblerT September 5, 2011

Spiky Balls

A poorly-shaven scrotum.

"I don't know if I'd fuck him again, he has spiky balls."

by daapdude February 10, 2012